Ask My Daddy
Daddy and Daughter duo tackle some of the most random questions, mostly for entertainment but maybe we will learn something new together! We drink and we swear so may not be suitable for younger listeners. Submit questions at askmydaddypod@gmail.com
Episodes
56 episodes
EP 51 - Part 2 OJ Ain't For Everyone
Warning - any Tall Hot Blondes (TBHs) that are easily offended, please skip this episode. Starting with Wordle - really again guys?? Of course, my Daddy has Wordle brain! Daddy forgot his manners with his DROID, some things never change. New...
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EP 51 - Part 1 Boner WTF Are We Doing
ER MAH GAWD - never knew I needed a Sabbatical until now. I spent some time dusting off these microphones. So this is us, getting back in the saddle and getting my mis en place back in order. Life is a journey and Daddy is always ready with ...
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EP 50 - Shitter's Full and What to Do
We may repeat ourselves but we are still a little rusty in this one too… Who the fuck is my cohost?? Joel the Father.. And please don’t eat during this episode, it will not end up well. Daddy is READY feeling frisky and froggy, and Deanna th...
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EP 49 - RFQ #9 Cuz WTF
Are the questions on the left or right - its been too fucking long, we have NO idea what the actual fuck we’re doing. Therefore, everyone gets a refresher on this podcast and our bloviations - is that EVEN a real world. Who cares, the show m...
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EP 48 - *Hammered* Need for Speed
We start this episode with Daddy not feeling his LIPS, gonna be a wild-ish ride, y’all! Can we get our GD mics right yet? We’ve only been doing this for a year and Daddy just has to get his mouth in the “right” position.. SMH FML WTF… Of cou...
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EP 47 - RFQ #8 About F*cking Time!
THE most ridiculous questions EVER to go at Papa Joel speed, cringe worthy but so worth it! All from my noggin’.. Make it ‘til you fake it, take a shot now and believe me later. We go from thermostats to sharts to birthdays to noses to Mensa...
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Episode 47
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EP 46.5 BONER - Sideways Vella Jibber Jabber
TRIGGER WARNING - skip this boner if you don’t feel like putting up with our ignorant blatant statements about real shit as this is heavier on the political discussions on our OG Mic (aka Yeti - hashtag don’t use it)… Otherwise, what do two ...
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Episode 46
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EP 46 - Where Do We Hail From? AKA Daddy Question!!
Daddy posed this question on some other episode which I cannot for the life of me remember BUT at least I wrote it down! We are a little rusty AND dusty but this is a super duper fun episode starting out with Big Bopper. Does that have anyth...
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EP 45 - Magic Maggie IRL - Natural Born Killer Cells (aka NSAID Ninjas?)
Happy Birthday to US! Two mics, three people add up to an editing nightmare (please don’t be judgey). BUT, it sure was fun to have our first full episode guest - Magic Maggie, hot pharma student in da’ house! In our celebratory one year epis...
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EP 44 - Periodic Table: Part Blabbity Blah!
Ok TBH - I have no idea what century debate was referenced at the end of the previous episode’s description - alcohol kills my memory and we DIVE right back into the PERIODIC TABLE. My suggestion is to binge these two episode one after the o...
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EP 43 - Periodic Table: Part Bloobidy Blah!
Is this going to be our FIRST EVER two part question expanding across TWO episodes?? Fingers crossed, so it begins - sterioscopic and flapping cat hairs. We still have to get through the silly beginning banter and blow some mics while I stil...
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EP 42 - Lefty Loosey Righty Tighty
I know it’s been a minute or more than a minute, but we are back to impart some knowledge (or lack of) on this episode! Do we have to discuss Wordle AND sing the effin Mickey Mouse song on every episode? Yeah we do cuz Mickey Mouse doe...
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Episode 42
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EP 41 - Rapid Fire DRIBBLES With Joel #7
This is another segment of rapid fire questions! We are going at rapid fire Joel speed - is that an oxymoron? Hmmm.. Appears opinions are like assholes and daddy has MULTIPLES!! WTF - I know, I know. Stick with us past the 18 min mark to get...
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Episode 41
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EP 40 - What the bloody BAC?
We may or may not have had a little bit to drink on this episode that we recorded a little late in the evening, but it just makes it more funner cuz military alphabets, Greek alphabets and shit. Which has nothing to do with this episode’s qu...
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EP 39 - The Weaves We Web!
Starting off strong with a healthy debate about equilibrate - what the?? Yeah first tangent is positive and negative idiots with everyone trying to “equilibrate” to being a neutral idiot! Chug chug something good to get ready for the rest. A...
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EP 38 - The Glue That Binds Us, Or Does It??
Alright, we have a LISTENER question - mound up! Thank you number 5 for your interesting question as to why glue doesn’t stick to its own bottle… There’s air and water and epoxy, all jumbled together we get this episode. It’s chemistry centr...
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Episode 38
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EP 37 - How do Sock Hops Be Twitchin'?
Starting off on a BANG - would you rather rub your input or rub your output? Hmmm… I say neither only because this is a convo with my Daddy. Life lessons from Daddy that nobody asked for. Then I get some family lessons - will we ever get to ...
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Episode 37
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EP 36 - Hurricans and Ternaters, Oh My!
Well golly, we some non-producing assholes but we know what episode this is.. We go into the sky and clouds even though we ain’t no meterologists. Please excuse the typos, I’m write it like we say it! Anyone ever thought about the difference...
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EP 35 - RFQ #6 Special Dedications
We could be missing our brains in this episode but that is TBD, bitches! We have a very special dedication at the end for our little tap dancer - but we have a WHOLE lot of fun in between including minimizing bloviation - Wordle - is blove a...
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Episode 35
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56:09
EP 34 - Milk Titties
Wow, does Daddy have some answers for us tonight!! We talk scientists, of course, Louis Pasteur to be exact - is that a hint for the question? We hop around so many centuries, who knows when shit actually happened cuz we weren’t there… The g...
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Episode 34
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EP 33 - Crazy Kiddo Q's Numero Dos
Shit fire in the first minute, we are in for a WILD ride! This is the second installment of crazy kiddo questions. As I get our equipment settled, daddy makes a “that’s what she said joke” which just sets the tone! Post microphone impression...
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Ep 32 - Which Hand is THE Number Pointing To - Wait, What The?
Guess who’s back? This is an epic episode with a long ass intro - but I don’t think that is new. We did a switch-a-roo on the set up that fucks us all up, could make us funnier?? We start off with pings, submarines and squeaks!! Excuse the r...
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BONER Ep 31 - Crazy Trickle Kid(-ish) Q's EXPLICIT
Low key shout out to Mary, you know who you are! Even though the title seems like it could be a kid friendly episode - IT’S NOT! Of course we start out with a WORDLE count - but we can’t count, never claimed we could - no judging! Daddy foll...
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Episode 31
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EP 30 - 7 Blunders of the Listicle World
We are still trying to get our equipment right and not inverted after seven whole months - wow! Yeah, we get an E for effort. Starting off with a Dear Joel email regarding whatever the fuck I asked for in the last episode but we got tunnels ...
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EP 29 - RAPID Fire Questions #FIVE - Who the F*CK is Noah??
Does daddy sound like Jon Voight in the intro? I think so but what do I know.. Do any of you know two brothers named Fred? Then we figure out this is going to be a RAPID FIRE QUESTION episode that will be at Papa Joel speed - you’re welcome!...
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Episode 29
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